emma (spicy boi)

what up tumblr haven’t been here in like three years 

ghostcowboy:

i need a very tiny leash and collar so i can walk my alcohol molecule

(via cececils)

gansoni:

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

(via nightskydaniel)

spookfritter:

spookfritter:

it’s 5:41 in the morning L A D S. 

it’s time to post fat tiger

(via paprika)

a6:

poptabprincess:

a6:

man fuck math. if you know a number fuck you

There’s a number in your url

(via ufocafe)

jokeboyfriend:

jokeboyfriend:

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

(via paprika)

terroristcells:

Thoughtful
Honest
Interesting
Caring
Compassionate

(via thebootydiaries)

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

(via yesyoutubeisruiningmylife)

wlwvoltron:

actual things that happened in season five:

• coran had an eel in his stomach
• a galra soldier made the roblox death noise
• lance played chicken with a galra sentry
• krolia turned even the most furry-hating people into furries
• zarkon straight up fucking died
• lance insulted lotor’s mixtape

(via allurabeauty)